Thinking about self-publishing but don’t know where to start?

Feeling overwhelmed by the sheer volume of conflicting information that’s out there?

Wish you could have the confidence to take the reins and mount a successful publishing career that you control?

Let’s talk BDSM—bondage/discipline, dominance/submission, and sadomasochism—also referred to in some quarters as “publishing.” Throw in a spreader bar and a safe word and you’ve got “self-publishing,” where you not only have to participate in occasionally unpleasant scenarios that hurt-so-good, but you’re also the kinky dominatrix of the whole damn show.  Which can be risky at best and dangerous at worst–unless you’re prepared to tackle such a demanding position.

That’s where The Book Escorts come in. We’re here to take the blood, sweat and tears out of self-publishing. Consider us your personal publishing companions, guiding you through the self-publishing process—whether you’re a publishing virgin or an experienced professional in the industry.

So strap in, because The Book Escorts are ready and willing to offer you a collection of tools you can use to stock your own self-publishing “toy box.” For example: a dynamic online persona, a personalized marketing initiative, and penetrating insight into the convoluted world of publishing. But we won’t stop there, no matter how much you beg; we’ll also force you to think long and hard about every aspect of self-publication before you find yourself suspended from the ceiling, wondering if the handcuffs were such a good idea.

For your optimum reading and listening pleasure, all of these lessons will be imparted using tough love, gut-level honesty and bawdy entertainment. And it won’t even hurt a bit. (Unless you want it to.)


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